Your girlfriend is wearing a g string thong and has a shit and while it comes out the ass it splints the log with ease
My gf something else she shit and was wearing a thong but I got to see first hand what a elkford log splitter was.
While banging a chick , stick your thumb up her ass , she then takes a shit and your thumb splits her poo logs
Yoooo , chaboi about to give this broad the Log Splitter tonight