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Me Lon cat

The smartest creature in the universe that always looks concerned for your well-being. She learns vast amounts of knowledge through her mentors: Willy, Tuni, and Kibben. She is in her youth at the moment, placing her in the smolest form of her life cycle. Through her life, she will transition from a micro Boin to a massive cabt with virtually unlimited power. She is the guardian of our known universe, and resides with her family, Lexi and the stuffed animals. Every day she undergoes a rigorous task devised by her masters, given to her in the knowledge tree. She is constantly expanding her combat abilities, as well as her intellectual experience. Within our lifetime, she will conquer earth, where everyone will bow and worship to her awesomeness.

Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my God, is that ME LON CAT

by Bsjd I. June 18, 2021


Boob-lon-tondra

To have messed up or made a mistake.

Andy: Crap, I boob-lon-tondred again!

Jack: Where'd you boob-lon-tondra now?

Andy: I boob-lon-tondred with this pipe bomb. We'll be dead within a matter of seconds.

Jack: That's one hell of a boob-lon-tondra.

by Chenandler Bong October 21, 2007

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chu tieu xam lon qua

when you see a vietnamese say this, that mean they don't quite understand what youre saying

don't say anymore chu tieu xam lon qua

by hoag n1m March 10, 2022


me lon

The state vegetable of Oklahoma and also the most delicious, juiciest, most scrumptious fruit known to humanity. Popularly enjoyed by cats, monkeys, and gamer girls alike. Simple to eat due to a naturally occurring rind that can be used as a handle if cut properly.

saeren: today i ate some me lon
zaeki: me too! *sends me lon gif*

by youremomhahagotem May 21, 2021


Lon 30

A very nice person & loving heart she’s a Shiesty one tho has a bad attitude and very hype temper will turn to 0 to 100 very fast and has a excitement energy all the time

Lon 30

by November 23, 2021


viettel cu lon

It's common in Vietnam when optic cables are regularly broken every year and even throughout the year.
When you see a Vietnamese say this word, it means that the internet bandwidth is fucked, and not only gamers, a whole country is frustrated with it. Even when Viettel is the largest ISP in Vietnam.
So, whenever you go online and suddenly see someone saying the word or something that's likely the word, you know the context.

"Oh, my YouTube, the speed of light! Wait 30 minutes to load a 480p video. Viettel cu lon"

"And let's enjoy the waiting of just an hour for a majestic 2MB PNG of a cat. The speed is out of the blue. Viettel cu lon"

by CheeSe Dustyvoxx July 30, 2024


Xing da lon

Xing da lon means, I love you. But I am alone... Fuck.

Yo, girl... Xing da lon.....

by Diogo the nice one April 24, 2021