how much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck looked like you?

JJ’s insult to Ethan. Basically ridiculing his obesity. Wood chucking is done with the mouth of a woodchuck, hence has a connection to eating

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck looked like you? Quite a lot, apparently

Do I look pale to you?

A question a white person should never ask a black person. Either all white people look pale to them or they have never looked close enough to tell.

White guy: I don't feel so good. Do I look pale to you?
Black guy: You all ways look pale to me.

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Look at ya you FAT BITCH!!!

Fat Ugly bitch impossible for a human male is to have sex due to the huge internal volume of her Vagina.

The sheer size of her belly cause the Vagina to extend into the fat bitchs abodomenal cavity. It takes a at least a four foot horse penis to fill the fat bitches vagina cavity bot length wise and by circumfrence. The larger members off the FAT BITCH species are too large for the horse cock and require a giraffe or elephant cock to fill the cavity.

When the FAT BITCH is impregninated the FAT BITCH is able to give birth to a another FAT BITCH thus spreading the FAT BITCH Species. The gestation time is less then a week to to the volume of food ingested per day.

"Look at ya you FAT BITCH!!!" YA FUCKEN BUSHPIG GRAPE LOOKING SLUT!!

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Does yellow look black to you?

What to say to an AZN whos tryin to be all "black in ya face!"

Disclaimer: Asians only please...

AZN: sup, my nIgaZZ

YOU: Does yellow look black to you?

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Life moves pretty fast. If you don’t stop and look around, you could miss it.

“life moves pretty fast. If you don’t stop and look around, you could miss it” - Ferris Bueller

Basically means to enjoy life and do want you wanna do, don’t let anyone stop u from living life to the fullest.

parent: make sure you go to school everyday and become successful. If I see you on your phone your grounded, study!

Kid: no, I want to have some fun and enjoy life, just like what Ferris Bueller said

Life moves pretty fast. If you don’t stop and look around, you could miss it.

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I don't shut up I grow up and when i look at you I throw up

How to instantly get strangled and/or get made fun of.

Bully: SHUT THE F*CK UP

Emily: I don't shut up I grow up and when I look at you I throw up *Thinks that she violated the bully*

Bully: *Instantly jumps on top of her and chokes her to death*

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does he look bigger to you guys? he's bigger, right?

When you see your boyfriend come back from a 2-year space mission with his mom and a weird space dog and he looks like he's chiseled by the gods.

"Does he look bigger to you guys? He's bigger, right? Keith's bigger?"

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