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Getting your dick jacked off with someone’s feet
Rando #1: Son, I just got that Loomer zoomer.
Rando #2: Word! Everyone knows Laura Loomer loves to beat off dicks with her feet on the regular, son!
To masturbate a man’s throbbing cock with feet
Hey, last night I got a Loomer by Laura Loomer’s own feet!
Noun. One who constantly reinforces just how misinformed or dumb they may be.
Dude - You cannot really believe that s&%t. Stop being such a Loomer.
That was a close election. That's because every loomer in the country came out to vote.
A baby boomer that votes liberal.
Why was the election so close?
Because there are alot of loomers in that part of the country.
Someone who is obsessed with the the My Bloody Valentine album, Loveless. They refuse to acknowledge the band's other albums, and pray to Kevin Shields every night. They sometimes attempt to learn the guitar solely to play songs off Loveless.
Pesti: OH you like My Blood Valentine too? My favorite album from them is MBV.
Demi: What is MBV? The only album from that band is Loveless.
Pesti: Looks like we've got a loomer...
When a prolapsed anus resembles Jigsaw
noun; Eat plenty of fiber or you’ll end up with a loomer
adj; she’s had so much plastic surgery, she looks like a loomer