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Past: (Loomered)
Active: (Loomering)
The act of issuing a vague threat of action against someone if they do something, knowing that the person you’re threatening has no intention of doing the thing you’re warning them against doing, then, at some future date, claiming credit for the fact that they didn’t do the thing they were never going to do—saying it was because of your threat.
"Thanks to the "Loomer" treatment, he won't be walking down this street anytime soon!"
"After his "Loomering" he must be so humiliated lmao!"
"He got "Loomered" so hard, I bet he's crying right now!"
A person who is continuously shunned by society or a community due to their own insidious action(s). However they are incapable of accepting any personal responsibility and will seek out any reason or person no matter how illogical to shift the blame towards.
Alex: hey did you hear Laura got banned from the Smithsonian again?
Jonesy: yeah she’s on camera taking another dump in the Aerospace exhibit, but she pulled a Loomer and posted that Muslim immigrants put laxatives in the water fountains like that makes any sense at all.
Alex: Classis Loomer from Laura
Someone who is obsessed with the the My Bloody Valentine album, Loveless. They refuse to acknowledge the band's other albums, and pray to Kevin Shields every night. They sometimes attempt to learn the guitar solely to play songs off Loveless.
Pesti: OH you like My Blood Valentine too? My favorite album from them is MBV.
Demi: What is MBV? The only album from that band is Loveless.
Pesti: Looks like we've got a loomer...
When a prolapsed anus resembles Jigsaw
noun; Eat plenty of fiber or you’ll end up with a loomer
adj; she’s had so much plastic surgery, she looks like a loomer
a heroic mountain troll that exists to spread joy and obesity.
An iconic being to ever encounter.
you're such a dennis loomer for cleaning my throw-up that i've fallen in love with you and now we will be happily ever after with 12 kids and a happy meal for breakfast every day
When a person without dignity or self-respect claims that they have humiliated and denigrated another person, often in the act of humiliating or denigrating themselves.
"Laura said she loomered that person!"
"But Laura made herself look even worse in the process."
harass or persecute (someone) with unwanted and obsessive attention.
Christina was loomered at an event in Florida by a mentally unstable woman.