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A game in which you guess which bathroom a trespooper will use.
Nicole won the potty lotto by cheating. She had inside information.
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Sorry I was late, I was stuck behind this lotto ball and couldn't get around him.
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"Play lotto" means to take your chances
I think Cam'ron originally coined this
Steve: "Should I even apply for this job?"
Cameron:"Yea man, why not? Play lotto!"
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woom lot-oh (n.) the random process by which a child is born to a certain set of parents
Nobody can choose his or her parents. The randomness of one’s parentage can be likened to a lottery. Those who are born into wealthy families are said to have won the womb lotto. However, there are dissenting views surrounding the origins of poverty that would like to lessen the importance of this randomness. Those born into privileged families are often less aware of this phenomenon, and are more prone to assert that their personal achievements, rather than factors beyond their control, are what have garnered them their wealth.
Politician: "I'm a hard working common man, and I know what it's like to pull myself up by my bootstraps."
Heckler:"Man, you just won the womb lotto and you've been eating off a silver spoon ever since!"
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The stance that elderly (aka old) people take when scratching off their lottery tickets while you wait behind them in line at the convenience store. It consists of: One elbow on the counter, one knee touching the wall and your A$$ way up in the air!
I tripped over an old guy at the Kwik Trip this morning cause he was taking up too much space with his lotto stance.
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Ejaculating on a woman's back while she sleeps in your bed, so that it hardens overnight, and the only way she can remove it the next day is by scratching it off with a quarter.
This chick passed out in my bed before we could do anything, so I gave her a midnight lotto ticket.
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Is a shot derived from the Ontario lottery game called lotto 649 because you don't know what kind of shot your getting just like the lottery with every scratch ticket and such you dont know if your going to get a winner or a loser!
Its a Shot with 3 different types of alcohol in it where the bartender randomly chooses the type of alcohol by; Closing his eyes and pointing at a random bottle at the bar "alcohol bottle display" then counts towards right 6 bottles and the bottle he lands at fills the shot glass 1/3 then from that same bottle counts either up or down 4 bottles and fills the shot glass another 1/3 and then from that bottle counts towards the left 9 bottles to complete the shot. ***when counting and the bartender goes the the end of the alcohol display when he has not finished counting he just goes to the start of that same line and continues counting****
Bartender can you please give me a lotto 649 shot
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