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Sex act of a woman giving oral sex, and anal pleasure with a vibrator to a man, while she is shitting in a toilet.
Dude, she hit him with the Louisville Smuggler!
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The Louisville Lawnmower is performed by taking a length of anal beads (the longer the better) and fully submerging it in a girls anus, then placing your hand (palm down) on her asscheek and frimly gripping the string of beads with your other hand. Quickley removed said beads as if you were starting an old lawnmower
guy1: my mom said shes mad at you dude
Guy2: whys that?
Guy1: She said you gave her the Louisville Lawnmower last night.
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A sexual position in which a woman or man sucks a penis with a mouthful of sunflower seeds. Not at all pleasuresome for either party.
We got drunk and ran out of cough drops, so she gave me a Louisville Woodchipper. Never again, dude.
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a drinking game in whick you take a wiffle ball bat, cut the end with no little whole on it, fill it with beer. You drink the beer while fellow bro's count how long it takes. You then spin however many circles it takes you to drink, then attempt to hit the can used to fill the bat while it is thrown by one of the bros.
man i punished a louisville chugger but almost fell
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a nickname for the greatest heavyweight boxer of all time Muhammad Ali given to him because hes from Louisville, Kentucky and he had a big mouth which he always backed up.
The Louisville Lip always taunted "Smokin" Joe when they fought in a attempt to aggravate the hell out of him.
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Blasting a huge load with a bat shoved up your ass.
I came like a firehose when she shoved that bat up my ass. It was a real Louisville Hoser.
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Louisville Chugger: A drinking game where you get a plastic whiffle-ball bat, cut off the end of the handle, and then fill the empty bat with a full can of beer. You then start to chug while your friends count. However long it takes you to chug is how many times you have to spin around the bat. Once done chugging, you put the bat on the ground and put your head to it and spin while your friends start counting again. Once you hit the final rotation, you look up and one of your friends throws the empty beer can at you. You have 2 chances to hit the can otherwise you have to do it again.
My friends and I made an additional rule: If you catch the can that has been hit, you get to pick the next batter/chugger.
My bro totally biffed tryin' to hit that can in Louisville Chugger
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