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A dirty sheep fucker that claims to be religious, but lives a life of drugs and animal molestation. Short in stature, usually resembling a troll or hobbit. Has trouble with getting erection, so has to beat up women or small children in order to feel like a man.
Farmer Jed just had to chase away another lowell grube out of the sheep barn.
hey did you know sean lowell was really wolverine?
no way i've known him my whole life!
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A pretty nice town that has some really dumb wanna be red necks in it that sport confederate flags, and say it is because of "Southern pride" When they live in the fucking north.
"That person lives in the middle of town, on main street but has one bale of hay in their front yard, we must be in Lowell, Michigan"
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The sexual act of placing your partner (preferably chinese, japanese, cambodian, etc.) at the end of a "slip-and-slide" ; however, the water is replaced with soy sauce. At this point the male slides down the filthy slip-and-slide on his knees trying to insert his penis into the on waiting partner in doggy style. A real expert of the Lowell Connector understands there is more then one ramp on the connector. So either the vagina or anus is an acceptable point of entry.
Guy: Dude, you smell like shit what happened?
Friend: I know bro, last night me and Sun-Li did the Lowell Connector and i cant get the soy sauce smell out of the burns on my knees.
Guy: Hate when that happens...
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With regards to Lowell, Indiana. It is making a derogatory, yet comical, connection between the Southern state Alabama, and its population, with the locals of Lowell. A man named Willy, who happens to have one eye, coined the phrase along with Cedar Tucky (Cedar Lake) and Crownissippi (Crown Point). All three of these towns have a unique population of hillbillies, due to the labor migration from the South up to the North in seek of Mill jobs in Gary and Whiting.
In closing, if you'd like to see a real, authentic NASCAR tire as a tire swing, naked babies running in the rain, or pigs in the front yard... Just venture on up to the most northern Southern places in the United States... The 219
If you are driving down Commercial Avenue and see a little shop called Lions Den... You might be in Lowell-A-Bama
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a small town in NW Indiana, founded by Malvin Halsted, named after his hometown of Lowell, MA. Known for our incredible football teams and corn. the lowell red devils took state in 2005, and 2nd place at state in 2007!
i live in lowell indiana.
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A girl, 18-25 residing in Lowell, MA that: wears hoop earings; is latina (or is not but seems like it--e.g., white with decent tan, etc.); generally sleeps around a lot; overly flirty; with caked-on make-up and exaggerated gum chewing. Lip-gloss is another huge one, perhaps even the second most important next to the trademark hoop earings. Another thing to make of note of the Lowell Slut is the fact that while they might be about average looking, the accessories (e.g., make-up, trashy clothing) counter this fact and the sluttiness of the Lowell Slut is generally a turn-on for most.
Woah, look at that Lowell Slut at the front desk of the Y. The hoop earings are a total giveaway.
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