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A song that Juice Wrld made
I have these lucid dreams where I can’t move a thing. Thinking of you in my bed.
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When you fart in your sleep, and smell it in your dream.
I was having the best dream, satisfying three beautiful ladies at the same time(feeding them Ben & Jerry's in bed, what else?), and suddenly smelled a bad fart and instantly realized I had farted in real life in my sleep and was smelling it in my dream. ....since this explained the ladies not minding at all, or noticing, I simply made note of the lucid flatulence, put down the ice cream, and had my way with the three of them.
E. Benson Feb 4th 2021
lu•cid au•to•fel•la•ti•o
/ˈlo͞osəd ɔtoʊfəˈlāSH(ē)ˌō/
Oral stimulation of one's own penis while in a lucid dream
Me: I think I'm about to get fired for being late
My dog: why's that?
Me: I had another Lucid Autofellatio happen
My dog: couldn't nut again?
Me: would I have been late to work if I was able to?
Being able to control your dreams, a subject brought up a lot in the movie "Waking Life", an artistic look into dreaming and death.
They say you can tell if you are dreaming by flicking a lightswitch. If you are dreaming, the light will never turn off. In lucid dreaming you can fly about, cause havoc or fornicate with all that you please.
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A lucid dream is where you are dreaming, but you're aware at the fact that you're dreaming. Once you conclude the fact that you are aware of your dream, you can control anything in it. You can fly, walk on walls, make people appear, bend reality, change the environment, teleport. The possibilities are endless.
Dude 1: Bro, I had this awesome lucid dream last night!
Dude 2: Really? What was it about?
Dude 1: I had a dream where I made my girlfriend appear on my bed and we did it!
Dude 2: Oh my God, no way! I wanna lucid dream tonight!
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When you pick up your phone to check Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, Messenger, Discord, Slack, Gmail, etc., but after you're done with that, it's time to check Facebook again.
When I get stuck in a lucid loop, I'm taking a break for what I think is 5 minutes, but is really 5 hours. By the time I realize it, it's 10PM and I've neglected to finish my work, go to the store, or simply eat dinner. pls help
Famous youtuber called IamLucid gets his ip leaked then gets ddosed and mocked by bri'ish Cunt.
Is Lucid Cwying???!!!