luck

what doesn't exist in this world. good luck and bad luck doesn't exist. its scientifically illogical. people that buy "lucky" items need to grow a brain and get something called "confidence" into their mind.

Person 1 - "Jimmy got hit by a car. and earlier, he lost his job. he's got bad luck."

Person 2 - "Oh really? I've known him to be lazy, so it doesn't surprise me that he got fired. and for the getting hit thing, some asshole must've been drinking too much beer and got behind the wheel, and then ran over him. but maybe Jimmy should've looked both ways in the street. that isn't bad luck."

Guy 1 - "oh man, my lucky boxers are missing! now i'll never pass that test!"

Guy 2 - "hey, why don't you do your homework, pay attention in class, and then you'll pass that test with no problem. unfortunately for you, you dont do that. so, i hope you fail, it'll teach you to stop guessing and start working."

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Luck

Verb;

The action of storing or rub something on your testicles for the sake of making them lucky. The most common item to luck is typically sets of dice used in Roleplaying and other table top games.

"Dude, don't use Reggie's personal dice. He lucked them. You might as well just play with his balls.

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Luck

The phenomenon of occurrence of improbable events to someones' benefit or demise. The beneficiary is termed Lucky or Unlucky repectively.

Stephen Hawking found a naked girl in his room. He thought he was lucky. But he got her pregnant and therefore he is unlucky.

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Luck

A concept created by the weak to explain their failures

“I would wish you good luck, but I believe luck is a concept created by the weak to explain their failures”

Luck

Is what you don't have but had.

You were born with it and that's the only thing you had. Birth.

Be contented. Luck doesn't come around easily.

Lucks

An extremely evil guy that is willing to do anything for money and fame

Lucks is an asshole that kills people's sisters

Luck

Luck is a theoretical concept of abstract proportions and un-contemporary capabilities. It is the absence of skill, yet success is present. It could also be a change or variation of fate where someone receives good fortune.

You're so lucky! I wish I had found $20 on the floor.
No way he could have made that shot! It's luck!
How could he be so good at it? It's his first try... Must be beginner's luck.