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The act of bringing a diseased goat into the bedroom and engaging in a threesome with said goat and your partner.
Bro 1:Yo, I pulled a lumpy goat on my girlfriend and she went along with it!
Bro 2: Wow , you're lucky. My girlfriend dumped me when I tried it.
The action of half farting half shitting yourself to release the substance of a solid nugget of shit but staining your underwear at the same time
Person A: ugh I dont feel so well.
Person B: Do you have a lumpy stain?
Person A: probably... can you check
The act of A porn star spanking your ass with a magazine that has your face and likeness on the cover, and you flip her over and hit it red-assed and raw dog.
“Awww shit, Stormy Daniels just gave Donald Trump a Trumpy Lumpy”
“Naw way!”
“Yeah dawg, he hit that shit without a rubber!”
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the physically impossible act of defacating without being followed or accompanied by urination, also known as the chezz rosterfield......although impossible, this act must be labeled
DISCLAIMER.....urban dictionary is not responsible for any instantanious combustion that shall occur during execution of the lumpy barney
after three days of living in the desert without water and a healthy diet of prunes, Craig produced a classic lumpy barney
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the act of a man being afraid to talk to a woman. His throat gets dry and he can't speak.
AAWW you lumpy throat S.O.B. Quit being afraid and talk to her.
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An accidental shit in one's pants so large several bumps can be seen through the back of their trousers.
After a night of heavy drinking and binging White Castle cheeseburgers, Douglas awoke with a headache and a lumpy passenger.
Having a lump in your chesticles.
"Mrs Mitchell, the tests confirmed my diagnosis, you have lumpy tits."
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