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The term is used when a person has loaded a Sniper and is going to shoot someone in the head. Originally meaning to elect Lyndon B. Johnson as president.
"Hey Dickhead, don't let my ass see you putting Lyndon B. Johnson into office
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To be abandoned or left in the lurch by a friend or teammate you were relying on. Especially if the lyndon-er bailed for no good reason.
Where's Jake? We have to forfeit the tournament if we don't have our full team.
He just texted me to say he's not coming... He lyndoned us, that asshole.
A Fluffer/ A Person/ A Lyndon can be employed to warm up your wife or husband or sibling.
A Lyndon Fluffer is typically slang for a person from the Grimsby area
Can you get us a Lyndon fluffer in tonight love, as I just don't have the energy.
Just ordered a Lyndon to start off the foreplay to get your blood flowing.
This type of rizz is where you go to London and dominate someone sexually into the Buckingham palace and violently Seduce everyone inside in till you become so filled cum that you burst out and turn into milk. After this process you come back down to earth and morph back into a human and become king.
Person 1: did you hear about the new king?
Person 2: Yes he got that Lyndon Rizz
That guy that always steals and snorts chalk, while always maintaining his power of annoyance so he can keep other people away.
Look, there's the Lyndon Webb. RUN
On this day April 26th everyone with the name Lyndon will be able to skip all functions like work and school
I skipped school on Lyndon skip day because my name is Lyndon and I have the right to skip on this day
The best father ever. He's also the best partner you could ever come across. He's a good friend, son, father, brother, cousin, uncle, husband, mentor, boss, godfather, he's just the best. He's caring, selfless and honestly one of the best people you could ever meet. His smile can light up a whole room and his laugh will surely have you laughing with him. He's loving, caring, respectful and you just can't seem to thank him enough for everything he has done for you. Lyndon is the best.
Girl 1:Look at the man. He's such a good father.
Girl 2:Obviously, his name is Lyndon.
Girl 1:Omg! Lyndon? As in the best father ever??
Girl 2: Yep! That's him!