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Like a Dirty Sanchez but with Merv Hughes style proportions.
I tried giving her a Dirty Sanchez but followed through and ended up giving her a Dirty Merv!
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A guy from Port Coquitlam who enjoys the site of pre-pubescent girls a little too much. Known to stroke himself outside of elementary schools in the greater Vancouver area. Children in the area have given him the nickname "Merv the Perv" since he looks much more like a Merv than his real name of Corey ("the Perv" part of the nickname is self-explanatory).
Little girl 1: Isn't that Merv the Perv over there sitting in his car with his hand in his pants staring at us?
Little girl 2: Oh no! Tell Mr. Johnson to call the police. I think Corey is up to his old tricks again!
Little girl 1: This is PoCo...the police don't care.
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One who is constantly wearing South Pole clothing.
All that kid wears is South Pole, he is such a merve mango.
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A man who is incredibly horny with an afro and a big nose. Also a man who likes to pull his pants down infront of women and ask if his ass looks okay.
I'm Merv the Perv, can I stick my wee-wee inside your cootchie-wee?
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Doing a "big merv" is the process of sitting around playing with your hair doing sweet fuck all while other people work.
Jamie was such a Big Merv all he ever did was sit around and flop his hair
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The opposite of a queef aka a cock fart
As my girl was sucking me off she asked what that odd smell was and I told her it was just a merve
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he take you into the mangroves he is the powerfishes arch nemesis and is a aussie spirit
mangrove merv is an australian icon as aussie spirit