Rural Dictionary

MILF

noun variation.

acronym for Midget I'd Like To Fuck.

quite simply a doable midget

thing 1: dude, thats a serious milf.

thing 2: what, that midget? i guess shes a milf, but shes also a midget.

thing 1: double milf!!

by vicousk September 14, 2009

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MILF

Fifi was a very young mother and after working extremely hard for most of her adult life she grew up into a very sexy, erotic, and mature WooooMan. Bottom line, Fifi can be described in two words; FUN & Cute...

Therefore, when Fifi's mother asks her "what she wants", her reply is...Mom, I Love FUN! (aka MILFifi)

...now, it is Fifi's turn and she is ready for some nakid FunFUnFUN in the Sun that is very Caliente!

Fifi's attitude is...If it is work why do it? So why not make it FUN! Ever wonder what your friends want? We know what your friends want! FifiandFriends; fulfilling your every private adventure weekend for a lifetime of memories that are true FUN!

Mom I Love Fun - MILF

by MILFifi January 19, 2010

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MILF

An acronym, standing for
M other
I 'd
L ove to
F uck

"Wow dude! Your mom is a milf!"

by Alan Goslin April 1, 2008

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MILF

Acronym for Mother I'd Like to Fuck. Although the following is debatable, a MILF refers to women in their late 30's through mid/late 50's. She doesn't necessarily have to be a mother. For example, a hot 16 year old mother doesn't qualify to be a MILF; whereas, a 45 year old hot babe who is not a mother would. Same would apply to GILF.

"Awww yeaz! check out that MILF!!"
"Yah, she's aight but I don't see no stretch marks tho."
"C-Section nigga..."
"Aight bitch, imma gonna ask dat ho if she's got children. Then you gonna pay me $5 cuz you'z ass is wrong."

"Awwww yea check out those saggin tittaas, definitely Grade-A GILF material right there."
"Shiiit, thats the old spinster who lives up on Cherry Rd... she never married or had children foo, you'z be trippin. Ain't no GILF in that, whats the fun if she ain't got no kids foo?"

by tdan December 10, 2004

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