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A town of 2,000 trailer trash, redneck, ugly ass, weirdos who smell like somebody's asshole on a a hot summer day.
That guy wearing the Trump pence hat smells like dog shit. He must be from Aitkin MN.
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A town about 40 miles north of the Twin Citys. Well known for having some of the coolest and crazyest people this side of the Mississippi river. Also known for being cursed by the ghost of Roger Vaillancourt, whos Murder was covered up and claimed to be a hit and run. As a result, every year at least one teen in Princeton dies from a car crash. The only way to end the curse is to bring justice to the people who Killed Roger Vailancourt. The town is also known for its Disstillery and for World famous drug dealer Kasey Remeraz. Defidently one of the coolest towns in all of Minnesota.
Hey, you want to head up to Princeton, MN?
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In February 1996, Embarrass, MN recorded the coldest temperture in the continental states at -64 degrees fahrenheit (-53.3 C). This recording was verified for accuracy by Taylor Environmental Instruments.
Embarrass Minnesota is Bloody Cold.
Get ready for frost bite during the winters in Embarrass, MN.
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The rowdiest bunch of high school sports fans ever! MN is short for Middletown North, which is in Middletown, NJ. The Junkies go to all North games, especially the ice hockey and soccer games. Also, the Junkies chant throughout the whole game, which pisses off the other fans and the other team. Our signature chant is when the other team gets scored on, we chant "You're beat!"
When Middletown North scored a goal on Middletown South, the MN Junkies went crazy and chanted "YOU'RE BEAT!"
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Ada, MN is the county seat of Norman County in North Western Minnesota. Ada prides themselves over their neighbors Twin Valley and Halstead. The community consists of mostly drunk farmers, stout helicopter mothers with short haircuts. It has a subway and a movie theater that is older than Methusula. In Ada, marijuana installs fear in its residents as much as the metaphoric devil himself. There's nothing for the youth to do who don't engage themselves in High School Athlete worship besides commit statutory rape, or cruise around aimlessly for hours with the occasional joint, pizzle or bottle of UV.
Don't go to Ada. Stay out. It's basically like one extended soap opera of Trailer Park Boys.
"Where are you from?"
"I'm from Ada, MN."
"Do you guys even have electricity up there?"
"Dude...fuck you."
Woodbury is a city in Minnesota consisting of over 61,000 residents and growing.
While the education system is pretty good the people are a different story. Most bored housewives all tend to be the same carrying around their Louis Vuitton and Chanel bags and drink, gossip, and get boob jobs while their husbands are away at work. And their husband all play golf or cheat on their wives.
The kids who either attend Stillwater Area High School or Woodbury High School are completely different. The ones who go to Woodbury are either slutty/arrogant rich kids and the ones who go to Stillwater are slutty/drugged up rich kids.
Driving around Woodbury it is very common to see Range Rovers, Mercedes, and Lexus vehicles.
Woodbury is a growing city and is about to add 50,000 more residents within the next 5 years. And is planning on opening more stores. Louis Vuitton, Coach, and H&M is rumored to be interested in property to open up shop.
Bored Woodbury Housewife #1: I'm bored!
Bored Woodbury Housewife #2: Me too! What is there to do in Woodbury, MN?
Bored Woodbury Housewife #1: Wanna go blow some cash on something useless?!
Bored Woodbury Housewife #2: Hell yeah!
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Baby momma central. The rejects of Hennepin county are sent to Stearns county. They have created a baby momma central and brought the baby momma/daddy drama with them. Good news for the single ladies because some cute baby daddies come and visit on their offspring on the weekends. So if he’s out here “visiting family” he means his kids. Never believe a man in st.Cloud, MN if they say they don’t have kids. They are probably homeless as well. Also it’s rare for any of the baby mommas to have actual mattresses, so if she has kids, be prepared for back problems. (Not good ones )
Also a lot of racist cops, a lot of Somalians, and a lot of STDs/STIs. Beware.
“St.Cloud, MN only offers STDs and a few college degrees”
“He was so cute! I met him at the bar in St.Cloud.
Oh yeah? How many kids does he have?”
“I’m looking for somewhere that accepts section 8 in St.Cloud, MN that allows pets, enough rooms for 5 kids, accepts felons and/or bad credit and bad rental history”
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