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A bowel motion (or bowel action) is what results when a person defecates (see defecation), or passes solid or semi-solid material ('poo') from the anus.
Most people have one bowel motion ('poo') each day, but the usual range in the population varies from three or four bowel motions a day to one a week.
The type of bowel motions produced can be an indication of the health of the person passing them. For example, people who are constipated produce hard turds because their digestive system is sluggish and a great deal of water is absorbed in the large intestine from the 'poo'. On the other hand, people with diahorrea have watery bowel motions. If you notice blood in your bowel motions, you should see a doctor.
See also fecal mass.
Lara went to the doctor because she was constipated and hadn't had a bowel motion (or 'poo') for ten days. She normally went to the toilet to 'poo' once a day. The doctor gave her a laxative, and she had a bowel motion the next day.
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The random growling noises caused by the gut that warn the growlee a bathroom visit is imminent.
Colleague: "Jesus, that sounded like a tank driving past."
Growlee: "Actually that's just some Brownian Motion going down. I'm a ticking time bomb."
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Noun : A bombast of emotion put on high display to elicit sympathy, to garner attention, or to prove how hard life really is for you.
"OMFGz Carson! My boy friend just broke up with me! My life is ruined!!1one!!1ELEVEN"
"Actually, in real life you wouldn't say that, therefore this is just an E-Motion."
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Exclamitive of derision.
1) Painfully clumsy. Much like the "Smooth move-Exlax" line of yesteryear.
2)Uncoordinated and awkward motion, also an incredible exhibition of one's inability to get their "groove on" especially the dance floor.
3)Lame "mack" moves. An inabilty to impress members of the opposite sex with corny, cliche or otherwise bad pickup lines!
Tripping over your own shoelaces, one is derided by his peers with the phrase: Schmo-motion clumsy!
That dude on the dance floor got Schmo-motion, or else he's havin' a siezure!
Failing to get a hookup, your homies say to you: "Schmo-motion dog"! "She wouldn't give you a second thought".
The act of using lotion the masterbate vigorously with speed
Hey man I just got done with that lotion and motion.
Motion is the change of position of a body with time.
Motion is also the movement of objects from one point to another.
In physics, motion is the phenomenon in which an object changes its position over time. Motion is mathematically described in terms of displacement, distance, velocity, acceleration, speed, and time.
Motion energy can be found in any moving object – here are some examples:
Wind.
A ball being thrown.
Someone running.
A fish swimming.a bee flying from one flower to another
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