MST

A unique time standard practiced by those who despite their sincerest commitments find themselves arriving days or months later yet feel impeccably on time as though their clock supersedes real world time. MST operates on the belief that punctuality is a relative concept of time and time is nothing but a construct .

No big deal im just running on MST so you can just reschedule your entire life for me ;)

Mst.

A proposed gender neutral version of Mr., Ms., or Mrs.
It is pronounced “Mist” and was intended to be between Mister and Miss. It was also made in part due to dissatisfaction with the other proposed gender neutral honorific “Mx.” pronounced “mix.”

“Hello Mst. Lovato, right this way.”

MST.

literally like the sweetest person ever

"MST. is so cool!"

Mosquito Ton (Mst)

1Mst = .08063g

The Mosquito Ton(Mst) = Avg. Human weight 155lbs(7.03x10^4g) is to a "short ton" 2000lbs(9.07x10^5g) as to the Avg. Mosquito weight (.00625g) is to a Mosquito Ton (.08063g)

In short, a Mosquito Ton(Mst) is to an average mosquito as a "short-ton" is to the average human.

This system works exactly as the metric system does, for example there are miliMosquito Tons (1.00x10^-3) so on and so forth. This will bring great new leaps in science for the simple fact that Mosquito tons(Mst) are cooler than grams.

Examples of the Application of Mosquito Ton (Mst)

The weighted average of a mole(mol) of lead(Pb) is 207.2g OR 16.7Mst

The weighted average of a mol(mol of Sodium(Na) is 22.99g OR 1.85Mst