muffing

A derogatory word used to describe simultaneous oral sex between two lesbians, often referred to as 69.

Susie hasn't gotten any all week. Tonight she's getting drunk and going out muffing.

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muffing

Muffing is the new Mudding - since iPhone decides to auto correct everything!

- giggles

example: "Mo-reece is going muffing today in his friend's amazing Rubicon"

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muffed

when a person gets knocked to the head with an extra heavy blow(also see murked).

I muffed him with my bat after I found out he stole my stuff.

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Muf

muf is your butt

Does muffin have a muf on his muf

Sit on your muf.

Nice muf cutie lol fuck that one.

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muffed

to be ugly or unattractive

"Man, that girl is muffed!"

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muffing

Long established Royal Navy slang for cunnilingus.
Alternative: Muff diving.

The bosun's mate got caught muffing a split (female) sailor in the cable locker.

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Muffed

To completely screw up or to fail miserably.
Essentially another form of "messed up".

Dude, you totally Muffed out with your girl.

My man, you're totally Muffing Out right now.

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