Paddy Macker

A Paddy Macker is nickname for a joint, could be used to disguise that you will be getting high.

Most people don't know what it means, so someone can say it to their friends, who do know the meaning, when they are trying to tell them they will be getting high without the other people present knowing what they are talking about.

I'm going to have a few Paddy Mackers tonight, want to join me ?

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Macker

Fat and ugly girls

This girl is a macker!

wet mackeral

when you slap a girl in the face with your dick after having sex

Alright now that were done im going to wet mackeral you until you turn red.

Mackeral Mike

A name that can be addressed to a tall male who has a humourous and 'nerdy' disposition. Can also be a code word for some boy you fancy. A very off-putting (and frankly confusing) name for those randomers who are secretly eavesdropping your convo.

"You seen "Mackeral Mike" lately?"
"Nah, he hasn't cycled past my house in days"
"I thought you had a thing...?"
"Yes, we do"

OR:

"He's such a Mackeral Mike!"