mackerel hammock

Other wise known as a women’s fanny or a hairy muff.

Jesus Christ the smell off your ones mackerel hammock would knock out Mike Tyson

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Spanish mackerel

A Hispanic aging frat boy who often must travel in groups (schools) in order to self justify his own manliness or lack thereof. Priding himself of turning every comment into a sexual connotation, he often refers to himself as a King fish to over compensate for his below average endowments. Generally, goes by the name Armando or Rico.

He's just another Spanish Mackerel.

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mackerel waft

The odor radiated from a woman's lady parts that resembles that of a mackerel fish. Mackerel waft often occurs due to lack of cleaning and maintenance of the lady parts.

I took that girl's panties off and her mackerel waft was so strong it nearly made me almost pass out.

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holy mackerel

it is a joke melee weapon for the scout class in tf2

it has bad damage but its almost used by all casual scouts becuase its funny
it also has jiggle bone physics when you hold it and can sometimes twist itself when you swing it

fish scout:fish
everyone else in the server: fish
the fish they are refering to is the holy mackerel item

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Salt Mackerel

a reference to a girl that is probably very pretty, but you don't like her, or she is very ugly and only you think that
it can also man a girl with no standards or low quality

"Hey Joey, whats up?"
Nothing much Jake. Did you see Trisha today? Oh my GOD she was looking fine as everr!"
"What? She's nothing dude. That chick is just some salt mackerel."
"You only say that because she doesn't like you."
"I told you not to bring that up man"

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Knackered Mackerel

A Mackerel to which has been thoroughly knackered by means of beating or pounding.

"Good God Fabion, you really have unnecessarily knackered that Mackerel. If i wasn't mistaken, i'd say it was a 'knackered Mackerel'"

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Port Mackerel

The act of defecating inside the vagina of a menstruating woman, which gives the turd a red hue. Expel it from the vagina afterwards and if it is in tact, you have yourself a port mackerel, also known as, a turd covered in tomato sauce.

Baby you make me so horny, I want to give you a port mackerel.

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