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To get deeped throated by a weasel on a Jewish Holiday
Man 1: Did you hear about Durnya
Man 2: Yea he got Madagascar Slobber Sandwhich that was probably amazing.
Man 3: Isn't that Illegal
Man 4: Lets go find out
Private committed war crimes in former Yugoslavia and was the mastermind of the death of multiple celebrities, including but not limited to John F. Kennedy
Person 1: Hey, who's Private from Madagascar?
Person: 2: That's classified information, how do you know his name?
Private committed war crimes in former Yugoslavia and was the mastermind of the death of multiple celebrities, including but not limited to John F. Kennedy
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Seamen. Also known as Cum, Seminal Fluid, Jizz, Splooge New Clam Man Chowder. Madagascar because its natives do not have enough money to get regular face cream so they use cum instead to smooth their skin out and rid it of acne.
Last night I shot a load of Madagascar face cream all over Mrs. Whalen's chunky tits.
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Private was the lead mastermind behind the assassination of John F. Kennedy, but not limited to only him. He also committed systematic mass genocide in Auschwitz and was the lead commander of the 1st SS Panzer Division (Hitler's Personal Guard). He is the #1 wanted on the FBI watch list and has a bounty of around 150 million dollars .He also committed various war crimes in Northern Afghanistan during his 33rd deployment with Delta Force. These war crimes include:
1. Systematic mass genocide
2. Using chemical and biological weapons
3. Murdering more than 50,000 innocent civilians
4. Inhumane experiments on civilians
5. Use of napalm when not needed
6. Using weaponized small pox
7. Handing out "water" to civilians (it was full of Ebola cells)
8. Executing POW's
9. Assassinating military leaders
And 10. Extracting fluids from the human body, thus creating robots
Person 1: Hey, you know Private (From Penguins of Madagascar)?
Person 2: Yeah, the terrorist?
Person 1: Yes.
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when a guy takes a little poopie and puts it in the girls bum bum and she re-shits it out so it kinda looks like a cockroach.
oh baby, do the madagascar hissing cockroach!
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Private was the leading mastermind behind the assassination of John F. Kennedy. Private has been known for numerous accounts of drug dealing and sexual assault. He also committed numerous war crimes in former Yugoslavia. This includes the murder of 17 innocent school girls, killing civilians in an active war zone, car bombing a village, and using chemical weapons.
Private (From Penguins of Madagascar) committed war crimes in Yugoslavia
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a guy who gets off on watching madagascar. has a severe animal fetish. records animals with a cam to have a raunchy time later. most likely a scruffy white guy
Person 1: why’s he recording that fish
Person 2: hes probably cam madagascar