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An asthmatic baby dragon that wheezes small puffs of fire. Just wants to make friends, but ends up accidently burning stuff down, when he forgets his inhaler. The last time was at a furniture store. His friend was really looking forward to that sofa set. It was so soft before it was crispy.
Puff the magic dragon is seriously over having asthma.
Puff the magic dragon wishes he got his name listening to Bob Marley and smoking a bowl instead. He thinks that sounds nice.
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smoke a bong or just go smoke weed
"were are we going?"
"bro wer gona puff the magic dragon ay"
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Hey! The blue man group just did Puff the Magic Dragon! That's copyrighted material! Let's start a riot!
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the mean for "puff my magic dragon" is when u give a man a blow job nasty style.
did u hear wat happened to gil and dena? yesterday at steffans party, they went to the bathroom and she "puffed his magic dragon" for an hour.
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the act of blowing smoke in someones face
shaniqua didnt liek the way tiny tim was acting, so she gave him a big puff puff the magic dragon, smoke in the face
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stroking the magic dragon is a slur meaning giving a hand job to a very angry person
I woke up my lover while stroking the magic dragon and ended up face first into the floor
A slur meaning an infuriated person is being touched and it causes both discomfort and pleasure
I woke my lover up by stroking the magic dragon and suddenly I was on the floor moaning in seconds for the dragon was awoken inside them