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The act of defecating into a sock and utilising said tool as a weapon.
Sweet mother of Jesus, Sally totally gave me the fudge mallet last night!
1) When a male whacks his penis against the clitoris during heterosexual intercourse. Usually to prolong stamina.
2) When a male whacks his penis against his male partner's anus during homosexual intercourse.
Dude, if you get close to blowing your load just pull out and mallet toss her.
Is when a vagina has been pounded into what look likes fresh hamburger meat, or has the same consistency as meat from taco bell.
Hey Mark! I just found out Audrey is single for the 3rd time this week.. it's your time to shine, hope you like mallet pussy!
1)A mallet, or other hammer-like object used to inflict pain upon a willing BDSM participant.
2)Critical phrase used in the world-wide chart-topping song "Hit Me With Your Bondage Mallet". (It's nice to be a lunatic, hit me, hit me.)
A - Hit me with your bondage mallet?
B - Yup
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When a man slaps a woman in the face with his penis.
"That guy I met last night gave me a meat mallet"
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Often used to refer to a male genetalia that is used to pound vagina. Usually ten inches or more.
Guy 1 "Are you going to meet up with Cindy later"
Guy 2 "No way, Sapp already beat the hell out of that with his snatch mallet"
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