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The act of defecating into a sock and utilising said tool as a weapon.
Sweet mother of Jesus, Sally totally gave me the fudge mallet last night!
Is when a vagina has been pounded into what look likes fresh hamburger meat, or has the same consistency as meat from taco bell.
Hey Mark! I just found out Audrey is single for the 3rd time this week.. it's your time to shine, hope you like mallet pussy!
1) When a male whacks his penis against the clitoris during heterosexual intercourse. Usually to prolong stamina.
2) When a male whacks his penis against his male partner's anus during homosexual intercourse.
Dude, if you get close to blowing your load just pull out and mallet toss her.
1)A mallet, or other hammer-like object used to inflict pain upon a willing BDSM participant.
2)Critical phrase used in the world-wide chart-topping song "Hit Me With Your Bondage Mallet". (It's nice to be a lunatic, hit me, hit me.)
A - Hit me with your bondage mallet?
B - Yup
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When a man slaps a woman in the face with his penis.
"That guy I met last night gave me a meat mallet"
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Often used to refer to a male genetalia that is used to pound vagina. Usually ten inches or more.
Guy 1 "Are you going to meet up with Cindy later"
Guy 2 "No way, Sapp already beat the hell out of that with his snatch mallet"
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