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dirt in your mallows

-insultingly gross STD formerly, currently, or eventually infesting one's genitals

-when the key elements of one's life are, regrettably, fucked

bro, you got dirt in your mallows.

by fuckyoukelsey September 10, 2011


Puffy-mallow-dysphoria

A mental disorder commonly experienced by mental health professionals wherein an unshakable self-identification of being a giant sugary marshmallow ultimately complicates and disrupts their day-to-day routines.

Puffymallowdysphoria is frequently accompanied by extreme phobias of hot chocolate, fishing hooks, and people who love to make S'mores.

Additionally, sufferers of the disorder are obsessed with sexual fantasies about The Stay-Puft Marshmallow Man, also known as Mr. Stay-Puft. The fictional character from the Ghostbusters franchise frequently appears to those who acquire puffymallowdysphoria in various BDSM scenarios. Usually as a giant, leather clad, horny marshmallow.

The DSM-5 defines puffymallowdysphoria as a currently untreatable disorder. Citing the reason for no existing form of treatment as, "those who acquire the disorder of puffymallowdysphoria are the mental health professionals responsible for treating puffymallowdysphoria and other related imaginary illnesses."

Puffymallowdysphoria is derived from the Greek words ζαχαρωτό μαρσμέλοου meaning marshmallow and the Dothraki word "δύσφορος (dysphoros), meaning a profound state of unease. In Ewokese the disorder is defined as puffy-mallow-head and is believed to be caused by neurotic thoughts about a persons self importance.

Puffy-mallow-dysphoria

A. Damn! That's the third psychologist I've lost to puffymallowdysphoria.
B. I'll get the graham crackers and chocolate.

by Wittyhandle September 13, 2021

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Chocolate mallow mouse poop

An abomination created by Angela. Food made of chocolate, marshmallows and a lack of creativity .

That was chocolate mallow mouse poop was so bad, I can’t believe I paid $9 for it.

by Foodcritic August 8, 2018


The "Mallows Effect"

the feeling of being sick or feeling of catching something "dirty" just by being in the same vicinity as them...

"Hey, check out that prostitute! I think she just gave me Hepatitis by "The "Mallows Effect""

by I live in far far away land :P June 11, 2009


Mallow Resistance

A group of highly organized and motivated good citizens fighting back against the political and culinary horror that is marshmallows.

The first defense against humanities most underrated existential threat!

See Remallowist

You: Hey buddy, you wanna marshmallow?

Buddy: what the heck man you know I'm part of the Mallow Resistance! You know the white trash they throw in those things!?

by Fresh and Tasty May 9, 2021


squish mallow

They are the fucking spawn of Satan, they may look cute but DO NOT TRUST THEM

Squish mallows are fucking trash

by kaneki ken's wifu March 24, 2021


Mallow Bomb

A type of drink similar to a Jägerbomb or a Carbomb. Rounds of which are usually done at a bonfire or other event where s'mores and kegs of beer are being consumed.

Instructions:

Roast a marshmallow to the desired consistency
• Cheers or toast with the other participants
• Drop the marshmallow into your cup of beer
• Chug the beer
• Eat the marshmallow.

We were doing mallow bombs all night long. It was a fucking great bonfire.

by fred_oakley September 13, 2010