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When a male is receiving oral sex, The Spider-Man is the act of pulling out his member just prior to ejaculation, then unloading into his own hand and then flinging it in a web-throwing motion directly into the eyes of the one servicing him.
There's nothing quite as satisfying as when I first introduced my girlfriend to The Spider-Man.
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this freakin' awesome guy when flings webs and does whatever a spider can.Hes sexy & he has spideyy senses!!
spider-man is my hero!!
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His real name is Peter Parker. He became the hero he is today to avenge his uncle's death.
Hey Jeremy. Remember how we used to beat the crap out of that Parker kid back in high school. Those were the days. Now we can't even touch him or else he'll go Spiderman on our asses.
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When when a man's having sex with a woman, cums into his hand then slaps it onto her cheek and slowly pulls his hand away. You get that white weby strings between her face and your hand.
G1: "Dude, I totally did The Spider-Man on her cheek!"
G2: "Oh man, what'd she say?"
G1: "She slapped me across the face, called me some nasty names then stormed out."
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a gentleman who was bit by a spider and now he can shoot webs out of his penis.
spider-man has webbed semen
the classical hero, who just became a hero by a bite of a spider..
kids if you try getting bit by a spider, just let you know that spider will probably make yo hands hurt so well you'll never see the day of light again (redness, pain and swelling, skin sores itchiness..)
person 1: i just tried getting bit by a spider today, to become like spider man!
person 2: oh okay bozo good luck getting rid of the things the spider putted in yo skin
Gets more reboots then people change socks
Spider-man: My uncle Ben just died
*Reboot*
Spider-man: My uncle Ben just died