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the act of handling something by a man or like a man; an action under-taken aggressively or with a manly swagger or over-confident bravado.
Man 1: I was driving over the pass last night and blew 3 flats.
Man 2: Yeah?
Man 1: But, you know, I mandled it.
Man 2: Hell yeah.
Woman 1: I was driving over the pass last night and blew 3 flats.
Woman 2: Yeah?
Woman 1: But, you know, I mandled it.
Woman 2: Hell yeah.
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"Man handles" i.e. when a fat man's rolls on his sides make for handles you can grab onto.
Jeff finished eating his greasy KFC before I grabbed his mandles.
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When your sex partner plays with your penis after sex
Her mandling is getting me hard again
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when a fragile or precious item is handled with little or no care
i should have never let you help me move in you totally mandled all my stuff!
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Man sandles. Very gay sandles worn by a man.
Juan: Aww crap, here comes Gaylord rocking his mandles again.
Randi: Oh he's gayer than a picnic basket!
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Originated in Mechanicsburg PA. It is a variation on the ever popular word "sandles". Some individuals felt that this word was too girly and decided to make it more masculine, hence Mandles.
Hey dad, you think its warm enough to wear my mandles?
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Another way of saying man handled (to screw yourself over, basically), but in a playful manner, in friendly random terms.
Made up by the person who posted this on the last day of school freshman year, last period in Creative writing.
"Joo just got han-mandled!"
"Well, I will han mandle your face you emo hippo thing!"