march 17

march 17 is the day the most amazing human being was born. fuck st patrick's day nobody gives a shit about st patrick's day anymore.

guy 1: OMG! its march 17!!
guy 2: st patrick's day? your irish?
guy 1: no you dumb fuck, it the day the most amazing human being was born

March 17

A fella born in Paris

Black for one afternoon: Nigga Noon

Noah: Nigger
Requeues: mah nigga you cant say that
Noah: Nigga its March 17

March 17

Women have to send a booty pic to the last man they spoke to.

Guy: Hey lemme see dat ass!

Crush: Wtf? No you perv!

Guy: Its March 17 tho…

Crush: Ugh fine… *sends da pic*

Guy: GYAT

March 17

appreciate and love your partner day

“I love you so much, you made my life so much better snd today, March 17, I am grateful for you”