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National "Get Fucked Karen" day
She tried to unalive my dog so I coined march 1st as "get fucked Karen" day.
March 1st is where you can ask your partner to do anything, as long as you’re shorter than them.
On March 1st I asked my significant other for a hug since I am shorter than them.
March 1st and March 8th is National Ivy Lamar is wrong day.
Andrew: Today is march 1st or 8th, everything Ivy says is wrong
Ivy: Zero is a number