March 26

Have SEX with ur crush day

March 26 is a day you can let ur emotions get the best off u

March 26

People that were born on March 26 are the kindest and friendliest people on this planet but they can be angry as if you piss them off. They are the type of people to be there with you no matter what and stick with you. They are the most understandable and they are quite fun to talk to. You will have things to relate to when you talk to these people, and they are always loyal no matter what. And they will never back-stab you.

March 26 people are the best.

march 26

spencers birthday
yay woohoo berfday\

spencer: march 26!!!!!!!
some random mf: what?
spencer: its my birthday numbnuts
some random mf: ok

MARCH 26

the day in which we all dump beans in the tub and pretend to be michael Phelps

"Oh dear god it is MARCH 26"
"Oh yay it is MARCH 26"

March 26

People born on march 26 are either really hot or extremely hot and most of the women are fruity

These people are guaranteed to grow up as a milf/dilf

Friend: is your mom born on march 26?
Me: yes
Friend: your mom is a total milf!