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To have the misfortune to be associated with talentless lying fucking grifters and end up screwed over by or because of them to the tune of millions.
Man that streaming company could've hired tons of real talent but instead they got markled.
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When you falsely feel oppressed, to point out that you were owed something, and are at the same clueless about your fortune.
That white, rich woman markles all the time about her hard live to get attention.
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To engage in business or friendship with a narcissistic social climber, only to have your business fail or be ghosted by the narcissist once your usefulness has run out.
1. The black female journalist was Markled when she was fired from her job for not simping for Meghan Markle as she expected. 2. Spotify got Markled when only 12 episodes were produced in 3 years and still expected 20 million dollars. 3. Dior swiftly put out a public statement that they had no plans to work with Meghan Markle in an attempt to avoid being Markled.
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To be absolutely 'Markled'. When being an incredibly rich, good looking famous royal is just too stressful for life and you need to take a several weeks break in Canada to get away from everything.
"Sharleen, I'm absolutely Markled after today" - Jess tells her best mate on their 2 week Thai beach holiday
"You know what, today has got me absolutely Markled" - Hollie tells her boyfriend after a big night out in Sugarhut and spending the day eating Maccy D's in her pyjamas.
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Adjective: estranged relatives who come out of the woodwork to exploit your position in life because they are too lazy to make anything out of themselves and feel entitled to glom your success.
“It doesn’t matter if we haven’t spoken in decades, family is family, and furthermore she owes us!”
“Whoa!! She went back to using her maiden name to attach herself to you? Typical Markle move.”.
“Got a huge promotion and on cue my 1/2 siblings I haven’t seen or spoken with in a decade are putting their hands out like a Markle.”
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To be suddenly cut off or ghosted by someone (usually a narcissist) who benefitted significantly from your relationship; specifically socially, financially, and/or professionally. Slander and defamation usually follow to justify the dumping. The ultimate betrayal.
"I supported my husband by working 2 jobs while he was in medical school. As soon as he got his MD, he dumped me for a hot nurse."
"Looks like you got markled."
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A small town in Indiana home to imbreds hillbillies and white trash. A sinkhole for any human with potential, being drug down by the hopeless around him. A town that leaches off of Huntington, Indiana. . . the only town in Indiana more bottom of the earth than Markle.
(Two people in a car on Interstate 69)
Person 1: Oh look, that water tower is so cute, it's even got a smiley face!
Person 2: Hit the gas! Speed up, that's Markle!
Person 1: Oh shit! I don't wanna get sucked in!
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