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Having a dream in which you have sexual intercouse with an ugly person of the opposite sex
Albert: Dude, i just had a marmot dream...
Lance: Who did u fuck?
Albert: Gaby...
Lance: WOAH that's gross...
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Frozen marmot chad from Happy Tree Friends. A yellow-green colored marmot with a leopard skin loincloth frozen in an ice block. Along with Disco Bear, they are the only ones with human hair in HTF.
cro marmot is the underrated character.
an act of unexpected, yet unusually intense vindictiveness or cruelty, intended more for its psychological effect rather than its actual damage. Derived from "The Big Lebowski". As proper noun, refers to the attacks of September 11th.
It's been harder to travel on airplanes since the big Marmot Drop of 2001.
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Underaged Cambodian who was sold into the sex trade. This individual has had the extreme misfortune of being over exposed to multiple peni.
I do declare how are you sir, I am looking for a Yellow-Belly-Marmot, and my peni are ready. Said the pedophile.
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marmotvery andangered, cute, fuzzy,
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A common sunny day greeting in the Olympic National Park backpacking community. Origins circa 2019.
Hiker One(New): Goodmorning to you sir! Jiminigumbar!
Hiker Two(Trail Vet): Top O' The Marmot to you! Enjoy this sunny day!
These little squirrel fuckers who are like a fat little groundhog wankstick looking little bastard. Cool as fuck, but WILL steal your sandwich if left unattended, but maybe only Idaho marmots (which smoke meth because Idaho). Little cunts scream too. It's great. Hang out on the railroad ties in Spokane. They're great.
Joe: Look at that chunk bitch go!
Fred: "that's a Marmot you stupid california fuck"