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great funk band who plays great music and must be seen live to fully appreciate. has the 5 sexiest men on the business. previously known as Kara's Flowers
I want to sex up the five members of Maroon 5, especially Adam who I will fuck five times.
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Some sort of horrid "band". They exist to annoy the shit out of everyone. I'm thinking they're all gay and the lead singer only makes out with some chick in a video to cover up his gayness.
Girl at Maroon 5 Audition: What? You mean I have to make out with him!?!?!?
Director: Yeah, but I'll pay you 3000 bucks if you agree.
Girl at Maroon 5 Audition: Ahh, screw it. You'd have to pay me more than that! I'm outta here!
Director: Damn, lost another one! Alright, girl 23, you're ne...Wait, you're a guy!
"Girl" 23: I know, but he's so beautiful!
Director: Well, you're the last one, go ahead!
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a shitty band and adam levine is "TOTALLY!!!" Closeted
Maroon 5 are as annoying as Hanson and Aqua-(1HW's know for 97 technoshit hit "Barbie girl")
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The best band ever whom I love so much, they totally rock and their album is amazing!!!
Man, Maroon 5 are the best band on the planet!
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a good mix of ska reggae cock rock reggae and pop. One of my favourites. Good lyrics.
Best songs: Woman, Not Coming Home, Captain Splendid, Sunday Morning
Have you checked Adam Levine's vocals. Yeah the lead singer of Maroon 5, he's got it going on.
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kick ass funky band, in need of assistance because apparently, its getting harder and harder to breathe...is there anyone out there???
Oh, and Adam Levine is skinny pale and fucking gorgeous!
maroon 5 lead singer adam levine dies tragically in freak suffocating accident, if only someone had been out there...
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hot sizzlin' band. ohhhh! very delicous
i have a big crush on their lead vocalist. you're so hot baby boy! i know you like a bitch like me. i've seen your videos and some of the scenes are involve w/ sex. Oh! how delirious. i wanna fuck you! i'm very horny!!! ah! oh! eh! uh! ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
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