Married Iguana

Another word for marijuana, weed, pot, the devil's lettuce etc

Do you want to do the married iguana?

married with children

Pretty much the only good show to make it past Fox's 3-season cut off. One of the few US programs that was remade for a British audience in the form of "Married for Life". Great cast, original style, and brilliant writing. A handful of American sitcoms still try and duplicate the show's style and all fail terribly. War at Home sucks. Don't watch it.

Christina Applegate is also the main reason to watch Married with Children.

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marry down

When someone marrys another person who is worse looking or has less money than them.

I feel so bad for flora, she is so much cuter than her husband.
Why did she marry down?

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smug married

Any married person that asks at every occassion why you are not married, and if you are REALLY happy with your life. If it weren't for the fact that you have a mutual friend who is present, chances are you'd choke them on your tongue. These bastards are also known to ask people in thier early teens who they plan to marry.

You're 33 now, yet you aren't married, you have a son you never see with some ex-girlfriend, you are still at entry level on your job, are you REALLY happy with your life.


*punch*

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Marry joke

A "joke" that makes no sense, isn't funny and generally starts an argument.

Jeff ruined the whole party by telling a Marry joke.

Date to marry

Date to marry means that you date others in the intention to marry them. You don't date them to be with them for a short time. Christians often use to say that they 'date to marry' meaning they date others for marriage and not for one night stands or for a short time.

Date to marry: meaning dating for marriage.

Jennifer: "She told me she' dates to marry' what does than mean?"
Cecilia: "She only dates a guy with the intention of marrying the guy"
Jennifer: "Oh, I see! I date to marry too, then".

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Married to the Game

To put work above all else in life, even divorcing Gisele Bündchen.

Dedication to a job, craft or building one's skill.

No Gisele, I am not retiring I’m married to the game.