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an female who aggressively performs oral sex on any and every man while pregnant
ellen is quite a molecular meat eating marsupial
The marsupial mole is a small, burrowing mammal endemic to the sandy deserts and arid grasslands of central Australia, primarily found in the Northern Territory and Western Australia. It is also known as the "itjaritjari" to the Arrernte people of Central Australia. Marsupial moles are small and elusive creatures, seeing one in the wild brings 5 years of good luck.
Due to its beauty and supposed mystical power the delicate fur is a prized commodity, commonly used as an appliqué for the loincloths of men who need to compensate for other “deficiencies” in their life.
The marsupial mole was a marvel to behold, with its silky fur and tiny, shovel-like claws adapted for digging through the sandy soil.
Anna’s mind wandered, eventually returning to the thought of the golden fur of a marsupial mole hanging off his loincloth. As this crossed her mind she let out a little giggle and scoff “what a dag”, trying to hide her secret desire for this loincloth clad man in her mind.
Describes someone who at first appears to be very original or independent, but when it comes down to it actually goes out of their way to kiss up to their boss or superiors.
You know when I first met you, I thought you were cool, but after seeing you sucking up to the boss, I now realize you're just another brown-nosed marsupial
Being in a state of explosive diarrhea, extreme headache, double-vision, incessant urge to masterbate
Jay called in sick today, saying he felt like he had an opossum in his ass - requiring him to take a large Marsupial Shit.
A rare specimen of nature who only comes out in the darkest of times, commonly to save some-or even the world...
This thing could also come under the name will (Will Thompson) as he only comes out at night, to be the superhero to my villain.
People ADORE him!
Bellow Will Eccleston btw
its will thompson! omg! machiavellian marsupial