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The best funniest, prettiest, blackest, sweetest person ever. They love to hang out with people and have a great time. They are way better than the megan's and the kim's in this world. Oh and they are deathly afraid of dripping water and clowns. They also have blonde hair and blue eyes...but their black!!
Martina is so amazing. I wanna join her mafia!!!!!
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She is a girl with curly hair, you might get lost in her eyes and her face is so beautiful and unique, like her. She will always be understanding towards you, you will be able to feel comfortable with her, in times of need she will help you whatever your condition will be, she is an angel fallen from heaven ready to always protect you
X: you're such a bad person
Me: thanks
X: aren't you angry?
Me: Martina taught me to believe in what I believe, and I am a good and kind person.
Funniest, craziest, and most goofy girl you will ever meet. Her curly hair and giant boobs will make you fall in love almost immediately. Her body is incredibly fit and her 6 pack will definitely make you pop a boner. And if you're lucky enough to sack her, she has amazing talent in the bed and can go forever. Her personality is like none other and when you take your gaze off her chest you'll see that her beauty is just as good.
Carlos: Dude, that Martina is so fine. What a rockin' body!
Nick: Man I know, I can't stop looking at her boobs.
Carlos: That Martina gives me such a hard on.
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A girl who burps and likes dogs.
Oh hi I'm Martina, here's a burp for you (?
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The biggest bitch you will ever meet.
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Martina is a queen and has very nice feet. Shes a gamer girl and no twitch thot so dont call her that. She takes your credit cards which is the best thing in my life.
Martina just bought a ps5 with my credit card and im so glad.
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A religion (more like a cult) where you praise the eboy/egirl gods and wear chains with a lock around your neck and just be emo
Random Martinaist: Oh look, and egirl! I must praise her emo ways of Martinaism
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