mask

something to wear over your face

i wear different masks every day

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Mask

For simps who are scared of everything. People who wear masks live in their parents basement and like to suck their dads left tit.

Oh your a mask? I’m guessing you are a loser

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Mask

Using any clear eye solution most of the time Visine to cover that your eyes are ripped from all the bud you smoked. The person or people you are with will not know your high when you have your mask on.

Me: I'm hungry, lets go eat at the cafeteria.

Dave: We can't go to the cafeteria our eyes are done!

Jordan: Don't worry I brought my mask with me, We're straight.

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Mask

It's an object you wear to protect you from thot bitches

I wear a mask because I'm hawt and sexy *uwu moment intensifies*

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A mask

Slang for a mans dick when in the parking lot.

“I sat on a mask for 3 hours and he said it smelled great”

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Mask

Something that you should wear during coronavirus but like almost nobody does anyway.

JUST WEAR THE FRICKING MASK! What's better, a minor inconvenience for an hour or a major inconvenience of being on a ventilator for a week?

Karen: I DON'T NEED TO WEAR A MASK! LET ME SPEAK TO YOUR MANAGER!
Bob: Yeah, if you wanna potentially die and kill others with covid...

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masking

Making out with your quarantine mask on.

When you're drunk as fuck and begin masking with the hottie at the bar.

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