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A most foul smelling fart that can peel paint from the walls, cause women to faint, small children and animals to die, and clear entire stadiums.
Man, that burrito I ate last night made me drop some WMD's , weapons of mass destrution. Done cleared out the village.
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Singular of weapons of mass destruction.
Iraq has a weapon of mass destruction.
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A loose term used to ambiguously declare war on oil-rich nations so George W. Bush can become the universal owner of all oil wells existing on the face of the earth.
Otherwise known as the bullshit we're told exists in order to destroy a nation so my buddy at Halliburton can make millions rebuilding it.
Come on. Do I really need to give one?
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Today's bad TV programming.
Reality TV is now classified under weapons of mass destruction.
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Any weapon that causes massive loss of life and massive collateral damage. Technically, these do not include biological or chemical weapons since these do not cause collateral damage, but only massive loss of life (see weapons of mass casualty)
A nuclear weapon dropped on a city is a weapon of mass destruction.
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A weapon of mass destruction is a weapon that can fuck people up really bad such as that bomb dropped on Hiroshima.
Man 1: “Dude did you see that weapon of mass destruction that was dropped on Hiroshima? Do you think anyone survived?”
Man 2: “No one survived that. Everyone was fucking blown up!”
The retail shoppers who make sure that they mess up the whole store in search for that one shirt they MUST have which ends up getting returned a week later.
John- "My department looks perfect. Nothing can mess this up. I can finally relax!"
Bill- "OH No! Its a Shopper of Mass Destruction! Hurry and lock the doors.
John- "I don't have enough time...We're done for...!"