True Matey

A Mate That Sticks With You Through Thick And Thin, No Matter What

Boy:Why didnt you rat me out?
Mate:I not a grass, im youre mate
Boy:Youre a true mate
OR
Girl:Omg i cant belive its true he has been 2timing
Matey:I told you, im your mate i dont lie
Girl Youre a true matey!!

=D

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Lilster matey

she is soooo awesome haha she is a celeb🦩

Lilster matey is so awesomeeeeee ye mate

matey-pie

A term of affection used for your closest pals.

"Now then, John"
"Ey up, matey-pie"

Ahoy Matey

Thy largest of thy here blown pecker. Where thy 2 incher hardy blows to a 3 inch hammer

“Dammm that girl thicccc.”
“Ahoy Matey”
“What?”
“I got a huge boner dude”
“Gay”
“No homo tho”
“Oh ok”

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Matey Moo

Multiple Meanings. Originated among fat Dutch Girls who live in england.
1) The mateing Call of a a fat dutch girl, shouted in a club to attract one to satify their lusts.
2) Hello, I'm a slut.
3) Sex poistion involving a fat dutch girl and her lover, as well as a large number or tupilps and a pair of dutch clogs, these must all be inserted into the fat dutch girl in as many places as possible.

1) (While in a pub or club)
FDG:"MATEY MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"
Desperate looser: Can I buy you a drink?
FDG: "NO, I no Matey Moo for you!"

2) FDG: (sees a possible victem) "Well Matey Moo to you sir!"
Ransom Man: "ERGH GET AWAY FROM ME!!"

3) FDG: "Ooooh Ooooooooh, MATEY MOO ME,"
(Items are inserted)
FDG: "MOOO, MOOOOOOOOOO, MATEY MOOOO!!!"

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Pulling a Matei

The act of friending random strangers, with whom you share multiple mutual friends, on Facebook.

Person I: "Who the hell is Booker Williams?"

Person II: "Oh! He's a friend of mine, but I guess he's pulling a Matei."

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Matei Effect

The "Matei Effect" is a term used to describe whenever a joke or meme based on another piece of media becomes more recognised and widespread than the original media itself. Often common within the younger crowd.

The term "Matei Effect" was coined when Mike Matei's video of "Minecraft with Gadget" became an immensely popular meme which has now overshadowed the original "Inspector Gadget" show itself.

As a result, younger generations may only know of Inspector Gadget because of Mike's video and have likely never seen any other official Inspector Gadget media ever beforehand. Causing what's called the "Matei Effect".

big chungus (Bugs Bunny), garfielf (Garfield), we live in a society (Joker), Grand Dad (Flintstones) are all victims of the Matei Effect!