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when the fuck are we gonna use it in our lives?
person 1: did you do your math homework?
person 2: fuck no its a waste of time im gonna be a carpet installer.
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Subject that does have real world applications. Important subject to grasp, however most teachers are boring as fuck about teaching it, making most kids resent the subject with a passion. Simply put, if the teacher sucks, you are going to think math sucks.
Math....Algebra, Geometry, Trigonometry, Calculus
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Multifaceted term coined by the cartoon show Adventure Time.
1)Substitution for a curse word
2)Awesome; cool; general exclamation
1)"Let's get the math out of here!"
2)"It's pretty math, you psychopath."
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Satanic torture used by teachers. Invented by satan himself. Math stands for "misery and tiring hatred"
It's just a bunch of fucking numbers! Why would we need to use this? fucking cryptic useless piece of satan-invented shit math is.
Teacher: Okay, we're going to do some math.
Me: Uhh, i have to go to the bathroom.
Teacher: Okay, take a hall pass
Me: *stays in the bathroom the whole class, after all, teacher can't give me detention for being constipated*
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The study of numbers.
Any math besides statistics that you learn after seventh grade is just there so they can have some math to teach you. Nobody gives a shit about the quadratic formula. Hell, you won't even use that for engineering! All I can think of using anything above seventh grade for is a math teacher.
Fuck math
Kid 1: hey man, I've been doing some math!
Kid 2: Fuck math, and fuck you
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Gate Way to hell
Lucifers Son
Satan's MOM
But seriously whom ever came up with it must've been angry at the world..
"Aye i got this idea, lets make this thing called math, have them add numbers together, and as they get older ADD LETTERS, They gon be mad as shit LOL"
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