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Handsome man. He`s born with a big penis. He can have any girl in the word because of his oversized dick and great personality.
How you can make love like Mathias.
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Mathias` are often found either in the forest, hobbiting about. or working with wood. They craft all sorts of useless things. The "Busser" variety of Mathias` are like this.
Bob: Look, its a hobbit.
Dan: Man, thats really Mathias.
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Mathias is a very intelligent guy. Unfortunately he does not any popular in anyway. He would think its fun to sit there and starre at a nothing and have no fun than being with his (2) friends. His a really annoying human being. Anti-Social asf *cough*. He's a really lonley kid the only friend he has is himself and his coumputer's. He's also a really picky human he would not eat any find off fish anf stuff the only thing he likes is water and milk and he does also not like soda or candy or anything in that sort. The only chips he likes i called Elias chips. He can't even tie his own shoe lases. And he can't even swim for his age. And he hates assholes like a ego person that thinks they're popular. That's why mathias has struggiling being happy he secrently wants to punch him in the face and unfriend and blobk him on any social media also in real life, but then the guy would annoy him forever
Random girl 1: Isn't that the boy names mathias that couldn't swim?
Random guy 1 : Yes that's him lol what a shame for him.
Random guy 2: Wow Mathias does nearly anything himself buh! My mom makes me make dinenr and do the dishes!!
Random girl 2: I don't get how mathias lives like that! i need to take out the trash :(
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THE BEST PERSON EVER HE IS SOOOOO COOL AND EVERYONE WANTS HIS AUTOGRAPH ALSO PAOLO THINKS HE IS VERY COOL AND GIVES HIM GOOD RANKS
"Mathias is so rad"
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An absolute chad with a massive shlong, but is also nice sometimes
Girl 1: " i want to have premarital relations with Mathias"
Girl 2: " get in line"
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Mathias (Mat/hi/as):"gift from God" and if anything is true that definition is. People often pronounce the "th" wrong, the "h" is silent. So he prefers to go by a nickname for example: Ty (thi) or Matt (Mat). Mathias is the most ambitious person, he doesn't believe in limits and doesn't like to be lowered to mediocre standards or expectations, his hunger to be the best in anything is incomparable. He picks up anything new quickly and he will have you gobsmacked with his range of abilities, he will do things that you do not expect and can easily entertain a crowd. Being the 'star' in the room doesn't always satisfy him and he takes time to sit back and remember the importance of rest, recovery and family time. He has a very good instinct, he has a good understanding of when something isn't right so you're always safe with him. Mathias will fight with everything if he believes in something, if he is made to feel ridiculed then he isn't afraid to have an argument, although he has this inner fire, his mind usually saves him from stepping out of line and he prefers to do the talking through action meaning he will act to prove somebody wrong with the many talents that he has. He is good or even elite at any sport if he wants to be and music runs through his veins so, when he puts his mind to it he creates projects that are influential enough to change the world and he knows that no matter who or how many people doubt him, he will be successful and one day, he will be the greatest.
Mathias is a cool ass nigga.
Trust me, you really need to meet Mathias.
Mathias will show you love like no other, his charm is unmatched.
You will not beat Mathias.
This Mathias dude don't quit.
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