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matloe matress

someone who has sex with many navy men , often these girls are underage

she shagged 6 navy men ,wat a matloe matress

by constipated-dildos October 8, 2009

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communist matress

A woman shared by everyone sexually.

Example: Veronica is sleeping around with everyone, she is such a communist matress!

by Chinese tits May 31, 2014


Matress Elbow

When you've hurt your elbow riding a dirt bike but tell your partner it's from helping your neighbour moving a mattress

Fuck brah, shouldn't have helped no one, my matress elbow is throbing harder than my johnston

by moistys April 10, 2022


heir matress

Nickname for Paris Hilton.

"Did you see that video!? That chick is an heir matress!"

by Bill gronos January 5, 2006

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Burst Matress

A very overgrown hairy pussy!

God my push needs a friggin trim it looks like a burst matress!

God I couldn't go down on that bird the other night - her bush was like a burst matress!

by Ems August 5, 2003

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table matress

A matress for a table that sits on two ends with one part sticking out of te side

Get yo' dang table matress off of Cletus!

by bubblesofmassdestruction February 3, 2005

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Double Breasted Matress Thrasher

A covert naming convention designed to point out large breasted wome in public in the guise of bird watching.

"Looky here Cledus, me thinks I have just sited the fabled Double Breasted Matress Thrasher"!

by Bobby Brooks January 11, 2005

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