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A Matthew is an amazing best friend and big brother. Matthew can be kind of emo sometimes, but is cooler than all the other emo kids. He doesn't think he looks good, but everyone, even straight guys, thinks he's a stud. He loves to play video games and has a really boring security job that should pay him more money. Matthew is obsessed with cookies and hates Fedex because they always eat his cookies and other desserts, such as carrot cake, that his sister tries to mail to him. Matthew is the big brother that all parents want for their daughters. He is protective and rescues his sister from creepers, sex machines, and other horrible men/boyfriends. Matthew has a lot of female friends because he is such a sweet guy and all the girls want him. In fact, so many girls want him that he's single because he can't choose! Yeah. That's how awesome he is. Other guys are jealous of Matthew because their girlfriends secretly want to do him.
Girl: Whoa, Matthew's a stud!
Johnny Depp: What about me?
Girl: Ew, Matthew makes you look hideous...
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Defined as the religion created from the superior name, by superior beings. To follow the faith of Matthewism, one must pray to the great demi-God; Pastor Matthew, hallowed be thy name. One must also deface a church of Danielism. And only after those spiritual undertakings, will one be allowed into the divine kingdom of Matthewism.
Wow! I just found out that Adam Sandler is a follower of Matthewism! He's my new favorite celebrity! He's the BEST!
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I male that usually has a great sense of humor. However he likes to depreciate himself because he thinks its a gift to make people feel sad/have pity on. He also likes to read Urban definitions instead of the ACTUAL dictionary's definitions. Hes usually a red-head with a good taste in friends. He also likes shirts with words on them. But the thing he loves most is Long Hugs. If you get to know him really well then you will know exactly how hes going to respond to the things you say and do. He is a 10 on the kisser scale. He loves to have fun and likes to talk with friends. He enjoys attention A LOT but he wont say he does unless you really know him. He is the perfect type of Matthew. He also wants to buy a toaster oven because most Matthews like pop tarts. Its hard to annoy a Matthew though because he is a very nice person. However Matthews sometimes have bad habits of listening to one song on repeat because they found something they like. Most Matthews like to play popular weird video games and spend a lot of time browsing the internet. BTW Matthew is just a name.
Random person 1: Hey did you know matthew likes long hugs?
Random person 2: Wait... REALLY? *goes hugs matthew*
Matthew: Dont resist
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the most amazing boy on earth. he is everything a girl could want and so more. he's really sweet and all around perfect. he's undiscribable and one of a kind<3
matthew b:)
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a boy who is usually brunette, cute, SMART, funny, outgoing, fun to be with, awesome friend, liked by a girl who is close friends with him but she does not want him to know or things would be awkward, loyal
That my best friend is a matthew
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Person 1:You know Matthew?
Person 2: The Potato?
Person 1: Yep thats him...
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an amazing, loveable, sweet, cute, adorable guy who will love his special person til the very end and means a lot to that one special person who never lets them down and makes everything better and is the sweetest guy on earth and will be the best person in the world to yu with a hugee dick (:
Matthew, I love you.
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