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Matthew is an international man of mystery. The kind of guy you can throw a shoe at and he'd catch it on his foot, even though he's 2 sizes bigger...
What nobody knows about Matthew is that he harbors a deep inner desire to be loved by someone special, something he will never experience due to his busy schedule of rescuing Baby Pandas from bamboo fires and intercepting missiles over war torn countries with a frisbee.
One thing is certain, when a crisis is averted, that handsome man walking off into the horizon alone is a Matthew.
Guy 1: Thanks for lifting that fallen bus off of my girlfriend!
Matthew: ...
Guy 1: What's you're problem?! I said thanks.
Girl 1: It's ok babe, he a Matthew *quiet sigh*.
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A boy or man with a very large penis. When people say penis, people will often think of the name Matthew or vice versa. Everybody likes Matthew and anybody who doesn't is usually a slut, an asshole, or a bitch.
My Matthew is bigger than the world!
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Has a big penis usually
6.2 inches long and 4.5 inches girth
Matthew has a above average penis
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A tall,handsome and caring guy. If he's your best friend he is loyal, fun, amazing and will turn your frown upside down, if he's your lover...he's all of that and much more :)
*Girl speaking to Matthew in hallway of college*
Person: who was that guy you were just speaking to?
Girl: Oh that's my friend Matthew....*sighs*....but i wish he was more than that <3
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A Matthew is an amazing best friend and big brother. Matthew can be kind of emo sometimes, but is cooler than all the other emo kids. He doesn't think he looks good, but everyone, even straight guys, thinks he's a stud. He loves to play video games and has a really boring security job that should pay him more money. Matthew is obsessed with cookies and hates Fedex because they always eat his cookies and other desserts, such as carrot cake, that his sister tries to mail to him. Matthew is the big brother that all parents want for their daughters. He is protective and rescues his sister from creepers, sex machines, and other horrible men/boyfriends. Matthew has a lot of female friends because he is such a sweet guy and all the girls want him. In fact, so many girls want him that he's single because he can't choose! Yeah. That's how awesome he is. Other guys are jealous of Matthew because their girlfriends secretly want to do him.
Girl: Whoa, Matthew's a stud!
Johnny Depp: What about me?
Girl: Ew, Matthew makes you look hideous...
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I male that usually has a great sense of humor. However he likes to depreciate himself because he thinks its a gift to make people feel sad/have pity on. He also likes to read Urban definitions instead of the ACTUAL dictionary's definitions. Hes usually a red-head with a good taste in friends. He also likes shirts with words on them. But the thing he loves most is Long Hugs. If you get to know him really well then you will know exactly how hes going to respond to the things you say and do. He is a 10 on the kisser scale. He loves to have fun and likes to talk with friends. He enjoys attention A LOT but he wont say he does unless you really know him. He is the perfect type of Matthew. He also wants to buy a toaster oven because most Matthews like pop tarts. Its hard to annoy a Matthew though because he is a very nice person. However Matthews sometimes have bad habits of listening to one song on repeat because they found something they like. Most Matthews like to play popular weird video games and spend a lot of time browsing the internet. BTW Matthew is just a name.
Random person 1: Hey did you know matthew likes long hugs?
Random person 2: Wait... REALLY? *goes hugs matthew*
Matthew: Dont resist
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the most amazing boy on earth. he is everything a girl could want and so more. he's really sweet and all around perfect. he's undiscribable and one of a kind<3
matthew b:)
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