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The measure of one's ability to get away with things that are considered inappropriate, illegal, or distasteful by society's standards. As opposed to immaturity, which is the ability to get caught doing shady things.
Lindsay Lohan does not display maturity by constantly getting caught doing dumb shit.
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To be able to rise above the immature attempts of others to degrade, slander, lie, and all out destroy your life.
Mature people do NOT drop their friends because of arguments. Instead they do the MATURE thing and go TO that friend and talk, yell, scream, or whatever to work it out. The OTHER MATURE FRIEND, will recieve this yelling, screaming and such in a mature manner, realizing that we all have feelings and emotions and the right to express them.
Mature people realize the difference between room mates who slander, lie, and defame the character of their friends and STAND UP TO THEM, no matter the cost.
Mature people do not try to convince themselves that someone who has cared and loved them for many years, MUST be psychotic for doing so and realize all the shit that said friend, lover, supposed crazy person, has put up with JUST TO KEEP A PROMISE, is a deep deep loyalty and love they have claimed they wanted. A MATURE version of what they have surrounded themselves with when at home with said hate filled room mates.
Mature people have real man danglers and can do the right thing, even when there is a question. Silence destroys relationships and communication break downs kill spirits and souls.. and sometimes.. the true friend.
Maturity Example:
Guy S to room mates: OMG Do you know what she just did?? Im so angry I could choke her ass!
Room mates: Shes nothing but a psycho stalker cunt ass bitch hun.. she isnt worth it. just blow her off babe.
Guy S: No... Im angry, REALLY ANGRY.. but Im gonna calm down and talk to her because, I know she probobly didnt do it to hurt me or betray me.. Dont call her names anymore though. I really care about her.. She pisses me off sometimes, but I know I piss her off too and shes been so fuckin loyal to me in reality despite all we have put her through. You know what? Fuck it.. I love her..
Room mates: Shocked and stunned and angry they dont get their way> WTF??
Guy S: Whatever, Im gonna go see her.. Shes my girl.
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Example 2:
John: Hey, She is a fucking psycho! I fucked her even when she said she didnt want it. We all know she did. HAHAHA..
Guy S: You fucking did what to her???
John: She was drunk man.. you know they all want it when they are like that.
Guy S: Comes unglued and beats the shit out of John.
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1. What stupid girls say they are when they realize that they are idiots and want people smarter than them to look bad. 2. A word that is so commonly mispronounced, it's pathetic. Especially by people who don't know that soon I will tear their hearts out and eat them!
I'm a huge dumbass cheerleader slut, and you're having fun while still doing better than me in this class. That must mean I'm more mature than you.
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A self-descriptive term often used in personal ads, which is synonymous with boring mother fucker.
Hi. My name is John. I'm a 34 year old stamp collector with a mature personality.
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I had thought I knew what maturity was…then I graduated high school
He had so maturity
Normal work day, on a conference call, about to squeeze out a nice silent fart through an Aeron chair and surround myself with deadly aroma. At the last second, I noticed a slightly off center feeling in the sphincter, and induced a underwear-saving clench when I sharted a moment later. The experience really highlights how this is really a game of inches. Sure I coated the cheeks with some viscous mud, but that quick reaction saved me from free balling for the day. As a younger man, I doubt I would have possessed the intimate connection to and understanding I have for my body that prompted that clench. But today, following years of beers, beans, farts and conference calls, I'm really tuned in and avoided a perilous situation.
I could have pooped my pants but instead showed maturity...
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