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A Maximilian Andrej D, is a precious, out of this world person, he is so sassy that you would just have to follow his commands, he likes to be a bad boy, he's tall and is shy around new people, he loves hedgehogs and witches, he is an absolute Queen and he's not afraid to be honest, remember he's not mean he just likes to be honest...
"That Maximilian is so sassy, the way he smokes that Russian cigarette is mind blowing"
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A great guy. Makes many sarcastic, quick-witted jokes. He will lure you in with his cuteness, and make sure you feel comfortable. Confident, and not at the same time. He's a quick thinker, organized, and uses powerful logic to reason. Aspiring athlete, businessperson, student. He's one to love, or hate.
Wow, I was hanging out with Max (Maximilian), and gosh, he's too cute.
Maximilian (Max) would fit great with people who's names start with B or L or E.
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Xi(also known as Maximiliane) is a pretty
nice and wonderful girl.
She is a Emo but is still one of to nicest person you will ever be able to meet on this planet.
Xi(Maximiliane) is hitting the woah everyday .
He’s weird. He’s annoying, a lot of girls like him. He never responds to texts. He obsesses over sports and is a big jerk. I feel kinda bad if u know someone called Maximilian yip.
OMG it’s Maximilian yip! Run for your life.
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HUGE. MASSIVE. PP. He had rizz beyond human comprehension and is one of the most caring, kind hearted people. If you ever meet him, DO NOT HESITATE TO TALK TO HIM, you will gain one of the best friends you’ll ever have. He’s a little damaged and may have some attachment issues but it’s worth it to be nice. Many times he can mean the opposite of what he says, like if he ever tells you to leave him alone deep down he really wants your company. He makes really good pork and can hit the sickest riffs known to man on guitar. Your lucky if your graced by his angelic singing. But fr fr, he is one SEXY mf. He loves, LOVES LOVES LOVES physical contact like hugs and stuff and often will not ask for it, like seriously, give him a hug out of nowhere, he will LOVE IT. He only wants the truth so if you have any feelings just tell them to him. Whether you have a crush on him or stop liking him he just wants to know how your feeling. He doesn’t really get mad and he’s a really funny guy. He will feel really bad if he gets lied to, but he can jump back up quickly. Don’t worry about walking on eggshells talking to him, he can definitely take a joke. So if you ever see him, start a conversation, hug him, kiss him if you dating, or just say hi.
Person 1: Who is that?
Person 2: That’s Maximilian Elizaitis, quick go talk to him!
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A very special human being from the country of Poland, even though, this person is physically incapable of locating the country of Poland on a map. These people have also a very good skill in learning languages as they can usually only swear in polish, speak like an illiterate in english and cannot put a complete sentence in spanish even though they have been learning it for five years. They like mocking people called "Rodwin" that they have 2 fathers, even though, they have been repeating this joke for well over a century. They also like very white women with big booties.
Maximilian Novakowski, Is Russia a continent? Max : Yes, it is right next to the USSR.
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Maximilian Alexander hast the biggest penis in history. He is a Sex bomb, cute as hell and a beauty. Another Word for him ist just perfect!
The Best Sex Position is just Maximilian Alexander!
His penis is Not 30 Not 40 cm long, he is Maximilian Alexander!
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