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Known as Max apparently
Tall, athletic
Has a crush on like everyone
CaringTM aPpArEntLy
Says gn and gm and puts lots of effort into texting if he likes u
Maxwell good
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Maxwell is an amazing person. He will always get all the girls but all turn them down for one girl. But the one girl that likes him the most he ignores. He is AMAZZZZIIIINNNGGG at Baseball. He is really smart. His smile is contagious. He tends to always be the kid walking around with like chocolate milk or like a juice box.
Maxwell is a person.
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Maxwell is the most amazing person you will ever meet. He is genuine, nice, caring, fucking hot, down to earth and will never let you down whilst always being there for you. Maxwell is down to do anything and everything. If you ever meet a maxwell never let him go otherwise you will regret it forever. You will never meet a guy quite like maxwell. He is amazing and if you don’t know one you absolutely need to get yourself one. Maxwell will love you with everything he has, he will be there for you no matter what and not judge whatever you do. Maxwell is unbelievable gorgeous. He is also amazing at everything he does!! Maxwell is a fucking legend who is a gun and loved by everyone. If you have a Maxwell you are the luckiest girl alive!!
person one: Oh my god I have never been more happier.
person two: Let me guess, his name is maxwell?!
A tiny sardine whos natural habitat is Mrs. Whitley's office. He also happens to be in love with Sydney and Emma.
Connor:hey Sardine want to cududdle
Maxwell:of course babe
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Maxwell's are a special species of stupid. They are always Gay.
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Two parts patron tequila and one part red bull (or the energy drink the bar is affiliated with) on the rocks and enjoy.
Patron: Excuse me barkeeper, my fellows and I shall have The Maxwell please.
Barkeeper: what I fine choice there sir. You must be out tonight to fuck shit up.
Patrons: why yes we are.
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Someone who lies a lot especially about cars and insurance they are good at this but always have that one person who is also in on the lie and usually the person who he looks up to as a role model.
Maxwell: “don’t have insurance anymore”
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