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People born on this day are dickHeads, irresponsible, immature and over all very stupid.
Person 1: hey what day are you born on
Person 2: may 12 !!
Person 1: hahaha, your dickhead then
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Let me face plant into your tittys
Me-Hey can I stick my face in your boobs
You- tf no
Me-but it’s may 12th
You-oh ya
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She HAS to listen to her boyfriend all day
Why is she doing what he wants ?
It's may 12 duh she has to listen on may 12
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It’s national “make sure a guy asked you out day” u know why guys this person needs it and hopefully will not be alone on there b-day also to ad to this awesome day give every girl u know that is born on May 12th a beautiful hug/kiss (she or he wants it bad!!)
Random guy: Hey girl happy b-day *gives kiss*
Girl: accepts the gift and marries the lovely man later on in life on May 12th!
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A national day where everyone shouts Jagerhatesgrenades from Instagram out on his story. This national day is a tradition from the Jäger Army.
Hey, have you shouted out Jagerhatesgrenades today?
No why?
It's May 12, National Shoutout Jägerhatesgrenades day
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me: hey sis wanna go somewhere
them: why are u being so nice to me
me: it’s may 12 duh
them: oh okay let’s go then!
me: okay!!
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