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The best hoes were born today 🤤💁 ♂️
You were born on May 18th
You know the best hoes are born that day
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national tell your boyfriend hes freaking hot day
jazz: hey emma guess what today is
em: what's today?
jazz: may 18th
em: huh
jazz: tell your bf hes hot day!!
people with the largest cock were born on this day.
damn his dick is huge
that’s because he was born on may 18
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The best, the coolest person in the world most of them are named paxton brown hair glasses and a younger brother so treat them well they might help you in the future
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hottest cutest and most caring people are born on this day! their smile is the most beautiful thing in this world and they deserve the best!
person 1: when’s your birthday?
person 2: 18 may
person 1: lets kiss.
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make out with your homies day
"hey man, wanna do what you do on May 18th?"
"hell yeah bro, as long as you say no homo"
National soapy tittie pic day
Have yo girl send you a soapy tittie picture for free
Boy: heyy it's may 18 you know what that mean
Girl: ugh finee🙄