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May 5 is the day BAD BITCHES are born
Someone’s tries to kill you but it’s may 5th (you’re birthday) “imma BAD BITCH YOU CAN KILL ME”
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National Hump Day and Slap ass day
Guy: *slaps Girl's ass after he humps her*
Girl: you are lucky it's May 5
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the day the person you’ve been crushing on is finally yours and you last a long time with them in a good relationship
yes it’s may 5!
and? it’s just a day
no, toms, going to ask me out!
Confess your feelings to your crush day 🤞🏿❤
Confessing your feelings on may 5
National be sad day . No matter why . This day you are sad and depressed. Nostalgia just came out so listen to that too
Eslabón Armado released nostalgia on may 5
This is a day where you prank your teacher. 😻🦶
person 1: is may 5, let’s think of a prank!
person 2: *whisper the idea*
person 1 & person 2: now let’s wait the perfect time to prank! 😝😇
May 5th is national send an ass pic day
Person a: hey it’s may 5th here you go *sends ass pic*
Person b: wow thanks this made my day better