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When your friend comes back from a trip to South America with a souvenir that resembles a butt plug. You immediately call him out on it but he insists it's a Mayan keepsake...but we all know what it is.
"Hey guys I got you this Mayan souvenir from my trip to South America." "You mean this Mayan Butt Plug?"
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It is when you get your dick sucked and your ass ate (or your pussy ate and as ate dealers choice) at the same time.
Bro, I was the top of the Mayan pyramid last night it was awesome.
mayan is secretly a bebo stan but won’t admit it BUT she’s so amazing and she’s the best <3
who is bad boy mayan? she’s a bebo stan
when you press down real hard on your testicle and instantly flip it right in to a woman's vagina
Hey Chris you know that chick at the bar last night? I gave her an instant mayan.
A nice and pretty little person. She is too nice but don't let that fool you because when her DANGEROUS side cums out she is frightening! But apart from that she is a lovely person. Perfect person to be around when you need a little laughter and is really goofy. People sometimes just describe her as dramatic cause that's all they know what to say but that's the total opposite. She just has many emotions and that's what great about her! Also she LOVES potatoes. She could kiss one all day if she could but sadly she can't because there is this mean person who stops her from letting mayane be who she is in P.E. They make fun of her and say "OH HELL NAH" but it's ok. Because she has 2 wonderful best friends that will never leave her side called Kiara and Emma. They are just wonderful and mayane is very lucky to have them. Mayane is also so fucking fine. She's a perfect best friend, friend, person, and girlfriend. Watch out Gilberto and Orell. *smirk*
*Mayane and Kiara walking the track in P.E*
Sees potato and the mean girl
Potatoes sister says "LOOK THAT'S MY FRIEND" *and points to mayane*
Then a MAGICAL moment we will NEVER EVER forget the mean girl and potato say
"OH HELL NAH"
A slot machine, popularized in Atlantic City, New Jersey. The experience gets better when you repeat the name over and over, causing more men to become aroused.
I sat down at the Mayan Chief and won 200 free spins. MAYAN CHIEF! MAYAN CHIEF! MAYAN CHIEF!
A sexual cosplay act involving five or more males and females performing an ancient Mayan rite of passage ritual with ghost pepper dildos.
I'll never forget my first Mayan Mississippi Handshake!